Talking Points are for Empty Heads????

I'm tryin', guys, I'm really tryin' to give the Republican National Convention the same attention that I gave the Democrats. But man, those GOPeeps are making it really hard: they are so flippin' predictable. After just two days of the Convention, I could go on the air to give their talking points, that's how often I heard them repeated and repeated and repeated, ad nauseum. Why is this?

1. They suffer from a scarcity of imagination.
   
2. They suffer from a scarcity of actual things to say.
3. They suffer from the assumption that repetition is the mother of belief.